vintageanchor: David Letterman’s TOP TEN BOOKSTORE PICK-UP LINES 1.       I can bench press a whole stack of James Michner novels. 2.       While you’re turning those pages, mind of I lick your fingers? 3.       You’re hotter than Emily Dickinson in a tube top. 4.       Is that an unabridged dictionary in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? 5.       I’ve got a great reading light next to my bed. 6.       Who’s your favorite Karamazov brother? 7.       Have you seen a copy of Tax Tips  for Billionaires? 8.       You’re pretty nicely stacked yourself. 9.       When you’re tired of dating “speed readers” — call on me. 10.   Care to come back to my place for a little Dickens?
Pop-upView Separately

vintageanchor:

David Letterman’s TOP TEN BOOKSTORE PICK-UP LINES

1.       I can bench press a whole stack of James Michner novels.

2.       While you’re turning those pages, mind of I lick your fingers?

3.       You’re hotter than Emily Dickinson in a tube top.

4.       Is that an unabridged dictionary in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

5.       I’ve got a great reading light next to my bed.

6.       Who’s your favorite Karamazov brother?

7.       Have you seen a copy of Tax Tips  for Billionaires?

8.       You’re pretty nicely stacked yourself.

9.       When you’re tired of dating “speed readers” — call on me.

10.   Care to come back to my place for a little Dickens?

200 Notes/ Hide

  1. arielle-stephens reblogged this from vintageanchorbooks
  2. swimmeraj reblogged this from vintageanchorbooks
  3. thetimewizard reblogged this from bluesparklyeyes
  4. bluesparklyeyes reblogged this from vintageanchorbooks
  5. sonofthemountains reblogged this from schellenberg-photography
  6. godsavethewriters reblogged this from vintageanchorbooks
  7. un-birthdayparties reblogged this from vintageanchorbooks
  8. jjmeeks reblogged this from vintageanchorbooks
  9. mandykatrina reblogged this from vintageanchorbooks
  10. cereswaves reblogged this from davesoldebookshop and added:
    Quem é seu irmão Karamazov preferido? Eu tenho uma ótima luz de leitura ao lado da minha cama… [essas serão minhas...
  11. davesoldebookshop reblogged this from vintageanchorbooks
  12. h-nt-er reblogged this from vintageanchorbooks
  13. saltysalmonella reblogged this from deadbeatrice
  14. nat-bookworm reblogged this from vintageanchorbooks
  15. magalis reblogged this from deadbeatrice
  16. deadbeatrice reblogged this from vintageanchorbooks
  17. somethingambiguous reblogged this from vintageanchorbooks
  18. filialupum reblogged this from thewaytosantafe
  19. thewaytosantafe reblogged this from vintageanchorbooks
  20. lavidaloco reblogged this from vintageanchorbooks and added:
    hahahaha! I’m such a dork that I love these!
  21. lovelajoie reblogged this from vintageanchorbooks
  22. juliannamela reblogged this from shinningrissandexo
  23. bahnz reblogged this from vintageanchorbooks
  24. shinningrissandexo reblogged this from x-iubuns
  25. x-iubuns reblogged this from karenai-hana
  26. karenai-hana reblogged this from vintageanchorbooks
  27. stateofambiguity reblogged this from vintageanchorbooks